Wednesday, June 13, 2007


All My Exes Live In Texas

All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down

Are You Drinkin' With Me Jesus? [I know you can walk on the water but can you walk on this much beer?]

Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears

Did I Shave my Legs for This?

Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts Of Life

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed

Happiness is Lubbock in a Rear View Mirror.

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes 'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus

I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

I Fell for Her, She Fell for Him, and He Fell for Me

I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You.

I Only Miss You On The Days That End In " Y "

I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You

If I'd Killed You When I Wanted To, I'd be Out of Jail By Now

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.

I Spent My Last Ten Dollars on Birth Control and Beer

I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Almost like Having You Here

I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart

I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me

I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey, I'd Blow It All on You

If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?

If You Don't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will

Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You

Loving here, living there, and lying in between

Mama Tried To Turn Me To Jesus, But I Turned To The Devil's Ways. And I Turned Out To Be The Only Hell My Mama Ever Raised

My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

Never Went to Bed With an Ugly Woman but I Sure Woke Up With a Few

Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer

Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer

She Walked Across My Heart Like It Was Texas

Thank God and Greyhound You're Gone

Thanks to the Cathouse, I'm in the Doghouse With You

There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You

Too Dumb for New York, Too Ugly for L.A.

Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

What Made Milwaukee Famous Has Made a Loser Out of Me

Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?

You Done Stomped on My Heart and Mashed That Sucker Flat

You Shot the TV but You Were Aiming at Me

You'd Think my Bed was a Bus Stop, the Way You Come and Go

You're the Hangnail In My Life, And I Can't Bite You Off

You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly


At June 14, 2007 9:22 AM, Anonymous said...

My all time favorite, and I actually own the published sheet music for it, is "You Were Only Fucking, but I Was Making Love"

At June 18, 2007 9:29 AM, Anonymous said...

Okay it's not C&W but Whitesnake recorded one called
"Lie down.....I think I love you"


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