Wednesday, October 17, 2007

FROM OUR OVERSTOCKED ARCHIVES: HOW TO TELL IF YOU'VE WON

[50 years ago last summer, your editor covered his first story in Washington. Throughout the year, the Review will exhume some of his writings]

Sam Smith
2001

THERE seems to be some confusion in Washington these days as to the nature of victory. To help the Beltway discourse, the Review provides some handy hints to determine whether you've won or lost:

- If, in the course of battle, you not only destroy your enemy but greatly harm yourself, as well as the people whom you are purportedly rescuing, that is not a victory but a disaster.

- If you are content to cause great damage to your opponent without regard to its effect on yourself, that is not a victory but a pathology typical, for example, of suicide bombers.

- If, upon capturing a city, you or your allies proceed to summarily execute almost as many people as were killed in the initial effort, that is not a victory but reason for shame and a hint that you should do better in selecting your allies.

- If you attack a country without obeying the rules of the United Nations, that is not a victory but an international crime.

- If you leave the place you are liberating filled with dead bodies, unexploded bomblets, and depleted uranium, that is not victory but brutality.

- If you destroy your own liberty for the sake of revenge, that is not victory but masochism and should be treated rather than applauded.

- If the country you're bombing has a gross national product equal to less than what it would cost us to fight there for two years, you didn't win much and might have done better using the money in some other way.

- If, despite the fall of various places, you are still worried about suitcase nukes, stinger missiles, plane hijackings, anthrax attacks, mass smallpox, and one billion Muslims, that is not victory, but approximately the same problem you had before these places fell.

- If you don't decide who the enemy is until after you've start fighting, that's a sign you might have thought about it all a bit more first.

- If you are still scared to visit a big city, fly in a plane, sit in a crowded stadium or open your mail, you have not won regardless of what you have captured.

- If, thanks to the policies of your government and the enemies it has created, you can no longer travel, act, or speak in the manner of free Americans over the past two centuries, that is not a victory but the deepest of tragedies. - Sam Smith, November 2001

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Your editor has been a musician for many decades. He started the first band his Quaker school ever had and played drums with bands up until 1980 when he switched to stride piano. He had his own band until the mid-1990s and has played with the New Sunshine Jazz Band, Hill City Jazz Band, Not So Modern Jazz Band and the Phoenix Jazz Band.

NOTES ON THE MUSIC

Here are a few tracks:

SAM SMITH'S DECOLAND BAND

'SHINE' 

JELLY ROLL

PHOENIX JAZZ BAND

APEX BLUES   Sam playing with the Phoenix Jazz Band at the Central Ohio Jazz festival in 1990. Joining the band is George James on sax. James, then 84, had been a member of the Louis Armstrong and Fats Waller orchestras and hadappeared on some 60 records. More notes on James

WISER MAN  Sam piano & vocal

OH MAMA  Sam piano & vocal