DEPENDS WHAT 'PIMPED OUT' IS

We have three questions for Clinton campaign flack Howard Wolfson:

QUESTION ONE - Which of the following definitions of "pimped out" from the Dictionary of Urban Slang did you think David Shuster meant in the comment that got you so upset. . . and how did you know that was the one he meant?

A - State your car will be in if you have added the gold trim package, curb feelers, Continential kit, white wall tires, rims that are off set and stick out at least 4" from the side of the car body, lowered 4", TV boomerang antenna, blackout tinted windows, crushed velour seats, custom chain steering wheel, neon license plate surround, huge naked woman hood ornament, sound system that has no treble, custom metalic purple paint job, and fuzzy dice.

B - Having excessive embellishments or ornaments, particularly of the flashy kind, i.e. feathers in fedoras, black canes with silver handles, multicolored mismatched shoes, and colorful crushed velvet suits. Preferably worn simultaneously.

C - Fresh to death. . . real hot lookin feaaalinn ggoooog G just a clean look u got going on nice line up on the hair fresh forces just looking crispy also iced up jeweluryy the best example for pimed out is either having madddddd stylee like crazy colours with crazy designs like something u would see on a bape hoddie orr just a clean white tee clean white hat grey dickies and some forces

D - pimp out is a look..a smoothness its the way you act. . . it refers to the early 60s and 70s when black men and women were smooth. . . such clothing include a fedora,tam, kangol, prokeds, converse, turtlenecks. . . CA RS anything older than 82 is a pimp out....afros.naturals..locks and cornrows (not fashion cornrows..straight back,) are pimped out....

QUESTION 2 - Do you think that Bill Clinton should have his status as first black president revoked since he obviously never explained to you all what 'pimped out' meant?

QUESTION 3 - Speaking of apologies, when will Bill Clinton apologize to Paula Jones, Juanita Broaddrick, Kathleen Willey and all the other women he has mistreated over the years?