Friday, February 8, 2008

HOW TO TELL CLINTON & OBAMA APART

BARACK OBAMA

  • Is generally honest
  • Sounds sort of like Tony Robbins
  • Uses various evangelical cons to win supporters
  • His policies in most areas have yet to be revealed
  • Voted against a 30% interest rate cap on credit cards
  • In a time of identity politics, best represents his identity
  • Would end the corrupt, destructive Bush-Clinton dynasty
  • Has a developer buddy who just got indicted
  • Favored cluster bomb ban in civilian areas
  • Opposed the war as a state senator, less certain as a federal one

HILLARY CLINTON

  • Has the most number of foreign lobbyist contributors
  • Is even more popular with Pentagon contractors than McCain
  • Is most popular with K Street lobbyists
  • Is only First Lady to come under criminal investigation
  • Is running the dirtiest campaign
  • Has received most funds from oil industry
  • Has received most funds from health industry
  • Once almost got indicted
  • Has the most number of business partners(3)who went to prison
  • Got White House travel office head indicted on false grounds
  • Made a bunch of money on a highly suspicious cattle futures trade
  • Helped prepare legal papers for project later target in criminal probe
  • Had most number of fundraisers involved in criminal activities
  • Gave most number of evasive answers (250) to congressional inquiries
  • Was involved in a resort land scam
  • Submitted the largest false campaign finance report
  • Supported Bernie Kerick to be head of Homeland Security
  • Involved in rightwing religious group, the Fellowship
  • Had most number of fundraisers with criminal problems
  • Deliberately increased ethnic conflict in campaign
  • Opposed cluster bomb ban in civilian areas

BOTH CLINTON AND OBAMA

  • Support nuclear power
  • Have no meaningful economic programs
  • Support capital punishment
  • Support war on drugs
  • Support Real ID
  • Support No Child Left Behind
  • Supported crack-cocaine sentence disparity
  • Oppose single payer healthcare
  • Support PATRIOT Act
  • Have no clear plan to leave Iraq and Afghanistan
[Additions are welcome]

4 Comments:

At February 8, 2008 10:10 PM, Anonymous robbie said...

Hillary and Barack: continued voting for war funding

 
At February 8, 2008 10:20 PM, Blogger ryanshaunkelly said...

Gravel Kucinich Paul Nader

The truth is powerful:

"Carrots"
"Sticks"
"Coercive Diplomacy"

 
At February 8, 2008 11:22 PM, Anonymous Rachel Corrie said...

Both Clinton and Obama

-Support Israel before the U.S.

 
At February 8, 2008 11:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's hard to tell if this Counterpunch article is satire, or the actual Democratic Party platform for the past 6 years: Watch the Democrats Destroy Themselves - Partycide in Six Easy Steps

 

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