Monday, June 30, 2008

TWENTY-FIVE SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

Salma Rumman, Divine Carole

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. . .

10. You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo. . .

12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. . .

20. A four dollar bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit.". . .

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?"

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