Tuesday, July 1, 2008


Sainted DC TV journalist Tom Sherwood adds to the George Carlin memories with several of his great lines:

"If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?"

"Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?"

"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"Why is it called 'tourist season' if we can't shoot them?"

"How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?"

(We mentioned the last to a Mainer who told us that she had seen tourists stopped at moose crossing signs with flashing caution lights standing with their cameras, just waiting for the promise to be fulfilled)


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