Saturday, October 4, 2008

HOW TO TELL THAT'S THERE'S A GOD IN HEAVEN

Bill O'Reilly in his new book: Next time you meet an atheist, tell him or her that you know a bold, fresh guy, a barbarian who was raised in a working-class home and retains the lessons he learned there. Then mention to that atheist that this guy is now watched and listened to, on a daily basis, by millions of people all over the world and, to boot, sells millions of books. Then, while the non-believer is digesting all that, ask him or her if they still don't believe there's a God!

4 Comments:

At October 4, 2008 1:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the "bold fresh guy" O'Reilly is writing about is himself, then I think the anecdote is more of a proof of Satan, then any proof of God.

But for an atheist, O'Reilly's story is only proof that shit happens.

 
At October 5, 2008 7:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If there is a God and O'Reilly is touting himself (O'Reilly) as proof of His existence, then I'd definitely advise God to sue.

 
At October 6, 2008 2:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He can't be talking about himself... His show only draws about 80,000 viewers. Maybe Bill has trouble discerning the difference between thousands and millions.

As for proof of the existence of God, I'll believe in the existence of a god when lightning strikes down GWB, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Limbaugh, and Reilly himself, all in one fell swoop.

 
At October 7, 2008 12:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"As for proof of the existence of God, I'll believe in the existence of a god when lightning strikes down GWB, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Limbaugh, and Reilly himself, all in one fell swoop."

Amen to that.

 

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