Monday, January 12, 2009

THE GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY

Brad Blog - The following email invitation arrived from reader Karen:

You are cordially invited to the official, pre-inauguration opening of The George W. Bush Presidential Library. The following rooms will be dedicated:

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't actually have to show up.

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling. . .

The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room, where, after you complete your first tour, you go back for a second. . . a third, a fourth. . .

The Decider Room, complete with dartboard, Magic 8-Ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, (No one has yet been able to find it.)

2 Comments:

At January 12, 2009 1:58 PM, Anonymous my pet joke said...

The George W. Bush Presidential Library? My Pet Goat?
Speaking of jokes... Three cannibals were eating a clown when one says to the others,"Does this taste funny to you?"

 
At January 13, 2009 5:07 PM, Anonymous daver said...

The classic:

Did you hear the Duhbya Liberry burned down?

Both books were destroyed, including one he reportedly hadn't finished coloring yet.

 

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