Overheard in New York: Girl #1: My boyfriend is so romantic, he's taking me to a private wine-tasting. . . Girl #2: Doesn't that violate your probation?
Overheard in DC: Early-40's Dude #1: I'm not like that anymore. I've matured. . . Early-40's Dude #2: Really? Show me. Do something mature. . . Early-40's Dude #1: It doesn't work like that. . . Early-40's Dude #2: You know, magicians and psychics tell me the same thing.
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