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It's always fun when the Washington Post tries to get down home, as with this headling: "For some folks, profusion of snow offers great sledding opportunities". . .As in, "Come on kids, let's take advantage of the sledding opportunity offered us by the profusion of snow."
Rules of Thumb: A waitress friend told me this one: If a kid asks for root beer and you don't have any, mix some Coke with some Ginger Ale. If a kid asks for Ginger Ale and you don't have any, mix some Coke with some Sprite. If a kid asks for Sprite and you don't have any, mix some sugar with some Seltzer Water. If a kid asks for Seltzer Water, he's just messin' with you. Joseph Bauer, Master Carpenter, Indian Hills, Ohio

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Leave the Gen Y kids alone. The people at my office who waste the most time -- gossiping about other people at work and complaining about their personal lives -- are the post-menopausal women. They are some unhappy ladies. True dat.
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