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February 1, 2010

CORPORATION ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR CONGRESS

Murray Hill Incorporated today announced it was filing to run for U.S. Congress "Until now," Murray Hill Inc. said in a statement, "corporate interests had to rely on campaign contributions and influence peddling to achieve their goals in Washington. But thanks to an enlightened Supreme Court, now we can eliminate the middle-man and run for office ourselves."

Murray Hill Inc. is believed to be the first "corporate person" to exercise its constitutional right to run for office.. "The strength of America," Murray Hill Inc. says, "is in the boardrooms, country clubs and Lear jets of America's great corporations. We're saying to Wal-Mart, AIG and Pfizer, if not you, who? If not now, when?"

The campaign's designated human, Eric Hensal, will help the corporation conform to antiquated "human only" procedures and sign the necessary voter registration and candidacy paperwork. Hensal is excited by this new opportunity. "We want to get in on the ground floor of the democracy market before the whole store is bought by China."

First campaign video ad


1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stephen Colbert for President in 2012

February 1, 2010 3:43 PM  

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