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San Antonio to have bookless library If your story is rejected by all literary journals... Internet a boon for poetry pubs Why you don't own your e-books Even though DC has built a number of new libraries, the total number of volumes in its library collection has declined from 2.2 million on 2010 to 1.5 million last year. E-book makers are spying on you Barnes & Noble to shut a third of stores over next decade The bookless library 2012... Print books down; E books up House GOP staffer fired for making sense on copyright Major dictionary editor deleted thousands of words he didn't like Grammerly GRAND FORKS LIBRARY Now even writers' conferences may be scams Texas town converts abandoned Wal Mart into library WEAPON OF MASS INSTRUCTION Encyclopedia Britannica gives in to the Internet Expose of Amazon warehouse The hidden perils of working for a bookstore Now Barnes & Noble is in trouble Censorship BACK TO TOP Top 100 banned or challenged books of the past decade Underground libraries planned to counteract Arizona bigots Language In defense of short language Libraries BACK TO TOP 2011 libraries' most complained about books Major struggle between libraries and publishers over E-books Why public libraries matter 11,000 U.S. libraries now offer their users the opportunity to rent e-books on Kindle and even annotate them using whispersync technology. Little free libraries TAKE ONE, LEAVE ONE Local heroes: Vonnegut library sends free books to students whose school banned them The end of book sharing Colleges locking away books and images out of copyright fears Why we still need libraries America's libraries under attack University of Denver plans to dump 80% of its books in storage New York public library selectively archives New Yorker's writer's papers, then threatens to dump the rest Number of books checked out of public libraries declines Kindle sales surpass print books at Amazon Entopy update: OMG, FYI, and LOL enter Oxford English Dictionary At a loss for words: why Facebook and Twitter are less than they seem New edition out of Chicago Manual of Style 2010 KENT UNIVERSITY GETTING RID OF 50% OF ITS LIBRARY’S BOOKS 2010 PAPERBACK PUBLISHER GOES ALL DIGITAL MILLIONS OF WORDS REJECTED BY OXFORD DICTIONARY THE ULTIMATE BOOKSHELF VIA JORN BARGER DECEMBER 2007 LAUREATE OF THE DEPARTED P.U.-LITZER PRIZES FOR 2007

TOPICS BACK TO TOP BARTLETT QUOTATIONS (1901) BOOKS ESSAYS FILM HUMANITIES RESOURCES LIBRARY OF CONGRESS LINKS POCKET PARADIGMS QUOTELAND QUOTES ON WRITING AND WRITERS SLANG SEARCH TRANSLATIONS ESSAYS The missing predicate in my life Essays on writing & journalism Post literate America SomeRulesForWriting L.L.C. (SRFW)! Words & Meaning Words and cruelty The rise of "fuck" What's a humanities? LINKS BACK TO TOP Bookmooch Center for Plain Language A dictionary of regionalisms FILMS BACK TO TOP Kurt Vonnegut charts three classic stories BOOKS BACK TO TOP The Lexicographer's Dilemma: The Evolution Of 'Proper' English, From Shakespeare To 'South Park' by Jack W. Lynch."It doesn't seem possible to make grammar book writers memorable, but Lynch pulls it off with ease and gusto".- NPR   POCKET PARADIGMS SAM SMITH BACK TO TOP Advertising The average American is subjected to 3,000 commercial messages a day. If you have a good day, a half dozen people will tell you a truth worth remembering. Thus the lies win out 500 to one. Increasingly, our lives are being run by logos rather than logos, symbols rather than reason. Ghostwriting With writing, the standard for politicians should be at least as high as that for college freshmen. If the latter were to pay someone to write their papers, the full weight of academia would come crashing down upon them. At the higher levels of society, however, such behavior is considered normal and even admirable. At the very least, however, politicians should be required to list the names of their ghostwriters on the ballot and to resign from public office should their scribes decide to change clients. Words We don't have to worry about Trojan horses much any more. The real danger comes from Trojan words and phrases — appealing statues of rhetoric concealing the enemy. Writing Speak United States. Avoid the private languages of academia, technocracy and corporations. As an English teacher wisely noted, you are allowed only five exclamation points in a lifetime. Use them carefully. Remember that you are talking to a reader, not your therapist. Since you're don't pay your readers what you pay your therapist, you should give them something they will enjoy. If you're having a hard time, write for one reader: a friend, a relative, your child, Barack Obama. This helps remove the speechifying and makes the task less confusing. If you suffer from writer's block, just sit down and write crap. Pay no attention to style, content, or spelling. Just write something. Then read it again tomorrow and save all the good stuff. Capitalized words can be used for anything that would go on a door, a map, a gravestone, in an address book or at the beginning of a sentence. They are not for words you just think are important. If you're being funny or ironic, don't feel you have to say so. Never explain a joke. It annoys your good readers and the dumb ones still won't get it. Harold Ross, editor of the New Yorker used to say if you can't be funny, be interesting. Avoid abstractions. If the evening was indeed 'fabulous,' give us some solid evidence. And if you do a good enough job of describing an incident, you won't need to call it 'racist.' Think of yourself as a photographer using words instead of a camera. Good photographs speak for themselves. Stories are almost always more interesting than opinions. Use the southern approach and argue by anecdote. WORD BACK TO TOP Writers My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is never seen by his clients, he need not dress respectably. - George Bernard Shaw A writer is a man for whom writing is more difficult than it is for others. - Thomas Mann Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing -Ben Franklin If a writer is silent, he is lying. - Jaroslav Seifert The writer is the person who stands outside society, independent of affiliation and independent of influence. The writer is the man or woman who automatically takes a stance against his or her government. There are so many temptations for American writers to become part of the system and part of the structure that now, more than ever, we have to resist. American writers ought to stand and live in the margins, and be more dangerous. Writers in repressive societies are considered dangerous. That's why so many of them are in jail. - Don DeLillo The writer's only service to the disintegrated society of today is to create little independent systems of order of his own. - Evelyn Waugh A free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps -- Robert Benchley Asking a working writer what he feels about critics is like asking a lamp post what it feels about dogs -- John Osborne I was recently asked what it takes to become a writer. Three things, I answered: First, one must cultivate incompetence at almost every other form of profitable work. This must be accompanied, second, by a haughty contempt for all the forms of work that one has established one cannot do. To these two must be joined, third, the nuttiness to believe that other people can be made to care about your opinions and views and be charmed by the way you state them. Incompetence, contempt, lunacy - once you have these in place, you are set to go. - Joseph Epstein Our fundamental want today in the United States, with closest, amplest reference to present conditions, and to the future, is of a class, and a clear idea of a class, of native authors, literatuses, far different, far higher in grade than any yet known, sacerdotal, modern, fit to cope with our occasions, lands, permeating the whole mass of American mentality, taste, belief, breathing into it a new breath of life, giving it decisions, affecting politics far more than the popular superficial suffrage, with results inside and underneath the elections of Presidents or Congresses---radiating, begetting appropriate teachers, schools, manners, and, as its grandest results, accomplishing . . . a religious and moral character beneath the political and productive and intellectual basis of the States -- Walt Whitman All good books are alike in that they are truer than if they had really happened & after you are finished reading one you will feel that all that happened to you & afterwards it all belongs to you: the good & the bad, the ecstacy, the remorse & sorrow, the people & the places & how the weather was. If you can get so that you can give that to people, then you are a writer. - Ernest Hemingway Wilbur never forgot Charlotte. Although he loved her children and grandchildren dearly, none of the new spiders took her place in his heart. She was in a class by herself. It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both -- EB White in 'Charlotte's Web' [Mary Margaret McBride asked Carl Van Doren if it was hard to write. He replied]: Yes, it's hard to write but it's harder not to. If you can't be funny, be interesting -- Harold Ross, editor of the New Yorker The whole duty of the writer is to please and satisfy himself, and the true writer always plays to an audience of one. Let him start sniffing the air, or glancing at the Trend Machine, and he is as good as dead, although he may make a nice living. -- E B White How do I know what I think until I have written about it? -- E. M. Forster Writing *** must come from a great emotional upheaval in the soul, and if that upheaval is not present, it must come from the work of any other writer which happens to be handy and easily imitated -- Robert Benchley Writing The secret of this kind of writing is that it isn't buying anything and it isn't selling anything. - Kenneth Rexroth on the work of Raymond Chandler and Dashiell Hammett Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Verbs have to agree with their subjects. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing. A writer must not shift your point of view. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. (Remember, too, a preposition is a terrible word to end a sentence with.) Don't overuse exclamation marks!! Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to their antecedents. Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is. Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky. Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing. Always pick on the correct idiom. The adverb always follows the verb. Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague; seek viable alternatives. - William Safire If you can't annoy somebody with what you write, I think there's little point in writing -- Kingsley Amis Printer's ink has been running a race against gunpowder these many, many years. Ink is handicapped, in a way, because you can blow up a man with gunpowder in half a second, while it may take twenty years to blow him up with a book. But the gunpowder destroys itself along with its victim, while a book can keep on exploding for centuries. - Christopher Morley Most of the great works of juvenile literature are subversive in one way or another; they express ideas and emotions not generally approved of or even recognized at the time; they make fun of honored figures and piously held beliefs; & they view social pretenses with clear-eyed directness, remarking - as in Andersen's famous tale - that the emperor wears no clothes. - Alison Lurie, Don't Tell the Grown-Ups I always try to write on the principle of the iceberg. There is seven-eighths of it under water for every part that shows. - Ernest Hemingway I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork - Peter De Vries I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. - AJ Liebling I never knew what was meant by choice of words. It was one word or none. -- Robert Frost The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish squirting out ink. -- George Orwell in Politics and the English Language The one great rule of composition is to speak the truth -- Henry Thoreau Writing is easy; all you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until the drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler Dickens didn't write what people wanted; he wanted what people wanted - GK Chesterton This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. - Dorothy Parker My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is never seen by his clients, he need not dress respectably. - George Bernard Shaw Anyone who cares to examine my work will see that even when it is downright propaganda it contains much that a full-time politician would consider irrelevant. I am not able, and do not want, completely to abandon the world view that I acquired in childhood. So long as I remain alive and well I shall continue to feel strongly about prose style, to love the surface of the earth, and to take a pleasure in solid objects and scraps of useless information. It is no use trying to suppress that side of myself. The job is to reconcile my ingrained likes and dislikes with the essentially public, non-individual activities that this age forces on all of us - George Orwellit 'racist.' Think of yourself as a photographer using words instead of a camera. Good photographs speak for themselves. Stories are almost always more interesting than opinions. Use the southern approach and argue by anecdote.